I just got this in my inbox and just had to share:
Please note that we will honor our last discount structure - i.e. SLASHING our already LOW pricing to an ADDITIONAL 25% OFF ALL ticketed prices.
We accept cash, debit card, Visa, Mastercard & American Express.
NO STROLLERS WILL BE ALLOWED AT THIS SALE.
Small children need to be supervised AT ALL TIMES.
Make sure to use our back door and to park up against our building as much as possible. We don't want to upset our neighbors. Watch for our 'SCRAPBOOK SALE' signs and Canadian flags. Our name ' Open Page Wholesalers' is on the door.